Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Never underestimate the power of titties
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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