i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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