I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
