I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Randomize