Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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