They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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