i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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