my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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