So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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