i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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