Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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