: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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