Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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