Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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