Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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