Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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