What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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