hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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