just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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