thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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