i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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