Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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