Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
