Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
third nipple confirmed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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