brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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