I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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