sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize