Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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