I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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