I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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