Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
