batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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