do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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