You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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