As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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