In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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