Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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