yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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