The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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