i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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