are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm getting married
To pizza
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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