Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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