it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
