i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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