This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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