Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
