I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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