It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We need a shit load of segways right now
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
