i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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