If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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