We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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