I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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