I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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